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"Writing a book is an adventure: It begins as an amusement, then it becomes a mistress, then a master, and finally a tyrant." - Sir Winston Churchill

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

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Everybody wants to rule the world.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

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I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

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Just being in this fandom alone should be a good indicator of how much of a degenerate I am. Not saying it's a bad thing tho ;)

I like writing stories but I'm also a kinky fetishistic loser, that's all you need to know really.

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

I write low quality fan fiction stuff.

(No longer active) I'm more active on Youtube and Discord.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace