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Benedictus et effectus

Dec
1st
2021

Special announcement · 4:06am 12 minutes ago

Having a girlfriend is awesome!!!!!

Thank you for your time

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Nov
30th
2021

Update · 8:13pm 8 hours ago

So, the more I workout, the hungrier I get for more results lol. Although I’m starting to fall behind on my push ups, I make sure to keep up with standard cardio and reps.

One thing I love is seeing improvement within myself, physically. Since I can’t compare dick sizes *smol airhorn* muscle mass is the next big thing for me as a teenage trans boy, being the fact that I don’t have the luxury of being naturally competitive with those I wanna be in the same league as.

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Nov
30th
2021

Stolen Thunder · 2:20pm Yesterday

Pall stared around at his troops, staring at Griff especially, as he’d been moving a bit slower than usual.

”Griffon, you have been awfully quiet lately. Is something going on?”

”Oh, heh, no sir. It’s just that, I was up all night doing pull ups by the big oak tree—“

“Sir! I can run a marathon in fifteen minutes!”

Pall and Griff narrowed their eyes at the umbrum who had just pipped up, and then went on with their conversation.

Nov
30th
2021

Bald · 2:00am Yesterday

”Is he done yet? I think he’s using up all the hot water…”

”Meh, not that I’d mind. Cold showers aren’t all that bad.”

”Depends on what kind of cold shower we are talking about.”

The Change Gang paused to stare at the umbrum, who sighed and went quiet.

Creeeaaaak!

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Nov
30th
2021

Found a new way to put my hair up · 12:21am Yesterday

Also found a new selfie pose lol. Get used to it. Gonna be posting literally every selfie like that now.

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Nov
29th
2021

Disclaimer (So far) · 6:47pm Monday

Note: These events transpire circa season 4, where the war takes place during Sombra's first attempt to rule the Crystal Empire. By this logic, Griff is at least a thousand or so years old at this time, so bear in mind that him being physically in his late twenties does not account for his psychological, mental, and emotional experience. This is also just my take on how Sombra may have taken control of the Crystal Empire the first time, meaning that I'm choosing to interpret those we see

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Nov
29th
2021

Finished · 12:30am Monday

Now that I look at it I kind of hate it

Expect me to write a Madness Combat AU lol

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Nov
28th
2021

I stumbled across something · 9:34pm Sunday

Gives me “Hero just fucking spamming every single combo ever” vibes. That and the aggravated grunting. If you’re reading this, hoe, you should watch Madness Combat and give your sona a MC design, cause that’s what I’m doing when I get home, and when I compare the two of us to Sanford and Deimos you better understand the fucking reference, you busted bitch.

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Nov
28th
2021

So there was this one time I wrote a garbage self insert story that I ended up not posting— · 4:01pm Sunday

Okay to be fair—

This was before I transitioned and I was kind of a horse girl so-

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Nov
27th
2021

First time at bingo hall. · 9:45pm Saturday

Played all my tickets. Is this considered gambling? If so I don’t think I did a bad job. Either way though, I haven’t won much. Other than a lingering hatred for old people.

Had fun. Not with these geriatric bitches.

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