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Princess Luna is canonically my dad.

Nov
27th
2021

First time at bingo hall. · 9:45pm 3 hours ago

Played all my tickets. Is this considered gambling? If so I don’t think I did a bad job. Either way though, I haven’t won much. Other than a lingering hatred for old people.

Had fun. Not with these geriatric bitches.

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Nov
26th
2021

I asked my uncle for a body cam for Christmas · 11:26pm Last Friday

Now I gotta ask him for a new bow. The one I have is pretty small for my size, and I need one about my height. I leave Saturday, so I better hurry and pick one out.

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Nov
25th
2021

So I introduced my sister to an anime I like · 6:56pm Last Thursday

It’s called “Komi Can’t Communicate”

Some payback for introducing me to She-Ra. For those of you who like anime, I recommend it.

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Nov
25th
2021

Oddly enough · 3:54pm Last Thursday

I get annoyed when someone orders the same thing I’m ordering from somewhere lol. For some reason, it’s just mildly infuriating.

I’ve been craving cake pops for the longest. Maybe for a week or so. My uncle’s going to Starbucks, so I request that he brings some back for me too.

And then my older, older cousin, maybe forty or so, said she wanted to try one of them.

And then I just got so pissed for no reason. Probably one of those unexplainable peeves I have.

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Nov
25th
2021

This is about the earliest point where I’ve almost felt like hitting something. · 1:49pm Last Thursday

So as it turns out, along with everyone else in my uncle’s household, my mom chooses to get on me as well, while also ignoring me. How fun.

I’m gonna go cry in the shower.

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Nov
24th
2021

An opinion · 10:49pm Last Wednesday

Andy’s Apple Farm kind of sucks

Also my mom’s ignoring me and I’m bored and upset lol

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Nov
23rd
2021

So at one point I was part of a Youth Choir · 6:41pm Last Tuesday

At that point all the passion I may have had for our lord and savior had been drained out of me.

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Nov
23rd
2021

I just realized · 4:19am Last Tuesday

My dad raised me with a more mellow “throw him in the pool, he’ll learn how to swim” method

And I can safely say

I think it worked.

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Nov
23rd
2021

I just thought of something · 2:18am Last Tuesday

^^what if BNB took up a part time job as one of Tartarus’ tormentors and this is how he taunted ponies for wasting their lives doing bad things?

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Nov
23rd
2021

*casually almost gets crushed* · 1:39am Last Tuesday

So my mom’s trunk came down on me. I was halfway in the trunk and it almost broke my back-

I’m still in one piece though! Ya boy’s a tough cookie.

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