I love writing, but I'll be damned if I don't have bouts of doing absolutely nothing. Sitting at the computer for hours or days on end, looking through YouTube videos. So many stories I want to see finished without an ounce of inspiration or inclination. No reading fanfiction, no writing fanfiction, even my copy of "Marvel Heroes" is only played for 30 minutes or so a day just out of habit, while Watch Dogs sits unfinished, Mario Kart sits with half the characters locked, and my new copy of

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With a week off work I was sure I would get some writing done, but in truth I have done pretty much nothing with my time except finish "Sword Art Online" and play video games. It has been most relaxing, to be honest. Not that I don't enjoy writing, but I rarely focus on games these days (that aren't "Marvel Heroes" anyway), so it was nice to do so freely at will.

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When people talk about "declining quality" in a series (TV, movie, book, video game, it doesn't matter) they're usually talking about a gradual decline. Perhaps the formula is becoming more noticeable or more stale. Perhaps some new element has been introduced that interrupts what was a working formula (Sometimes called the Scrappy Doo Effect). Sword Art Online is a unique case in that the decline in quality literally happens between episodes. Episode 1-14 are amazing, and episode 15-26 are

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I have a new story to remain in "incomplete" status for the rest of time. Her Royal Highnesses, a story following the events of season 4 and exploring how each of the mane 6 handles the responsibility of suddenly being thrust into the position of royalty.

Yes. Yes I think so. However I did feel like there was one loose end that needed tying up before it was truly complete.

The episode simply had everything, and easily the most interesting battle sequence in the entire series. Also them making Twilight's kingdom a "royal court" of sorts with the entire Mane 6 was a stroke of genius.

Note: This BLOG post will be about sexuality and pornography, so please turn away now, kids and people at work.

Here's a phrase you've probably heard a lot of smug holier-than-thou people say. "I have absolutely no interest in hardcore pornography."

Here's a phrase you've probably never heard anybody say. "I'm not right."

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It's been a while, but in honor of the airing of my new favorite Spike episode of the entire series, Past, Present, and Future has been updated.

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In fanfiction, I am working on the third and likely final part of "Buck Wild", then "Past, Present, and Future" will resume until I solidly piece together the next part of "Heat of the Night".

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In the Heat of the Night has been updated. The world shrugs.

Few actual episodes of MLP get real laughs out of me, but the "Twilight Is Really Boring Band" had me laughing pretty good the entire time. just the goofy music and the way Twilight is obliviously continuing to ramble on without noticing was just the funniest thing. The rest of the episode was pretty good, but man, that was just golden.

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It's really starting to bug me that people continue to drop "Dislikes" on my stories without giving any kind of reason for it. Collectively my stories have 57 "Dislikes" and there hasn't been a single negative comment left on any of them. I don't mind if you don't like my story, really I don't, but I'd like to know WHY you didn't like it. Mysteriously 15 of those dislikes appeared during the last week, one new one on every single story before "Heat of the Night" was posted. Now I'm not saying

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