I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

who me

I don't know, man. Those weasels were on fire when I got here.

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

I write macrophillia stories.

Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

Just another semi-successful clop writer

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A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

I'm terribly uninteresting so I think I'll pass on the bio, thanks.

I'M GROSS

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

I'm not dead yet