We are soldiers in white gloves.

Chivalry ain't dead, but I might be. Good stories? Shit stories? Who knows, hope they entertain you at the least.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

What to do with my life now

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

"How hard can rocket science be anyway?"

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

I write horsewords for RGRE

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Just a guy with a keyboard, whose mind tends to vomit all over it.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Just some random guy. [Retired]

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Pulling the puzzles apart.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I'm alive? I'm alive!