I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

Hello to my fellow Bronies and Pegasisters. My favorite mane pony is Applejack, favorite background pony is Derpy (how dare they change her name), and we are conflicted on which princess is our fav.

A Pasty Plebeian Pencil Pusher

Showing you the darker, more realistic side of MLP in my writing. Smoking, swearing and being a bastard, but that's nothing new with me. Got a cigarette?

I'm the bucking queen of talons.

I take enjoyment in anime (Pulla Magi, Hetalia, I'm going to try AOT, Clannad, etc) and Homestuck. I recently got back into MLP: FiM. I love to draw and write.

Creating crossovers that shouldn't exist.

(He/They) Sometimes you just want to hear your favorite story told a little different

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

Hail to the Daleks, baby... "An angry, Whovian nerd with a Nightmare Moon fetish." - Stiggerzz.

When life gives you lemons punch life in the face take a bit out of the lemon and spit it back at him.

Just a weird smelly guy who writes stuff

"If I desire to possess everything, does that not make everything mine by right?"

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

I shall vow to follow everyone.

I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

I'm a fantasy enthusiast who loves to write, and I'm aiming to be a professional fantasy writer eventually. I love to help out other authors when I can. Feel free to PM me or drop by and say 'hi'.

Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.

still alive

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

I'm a mixed basket. Check me out!

Aspiring to live under a bridge, but the man keeps holding me down.

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy