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CarcinoGeneticist


I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

Nov
24th
2014

Growth Spurts Chapter 4 (finally), and some idle musings · 1:53pm Nov 24th, 2014

Sorry for the long absence. Ended up taking a break from writing after finishing HMSS, and it lasted longer than I expected. Motivation is a fickle little bitch.

I'm pretty well into the next chapter this time though. This was actually going to all be one chapter, but it was rapidly wandering north of the 10k word range, so I broke it up a little bit.

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Jul
11th
2014

HMSS Epilogue: It's Finally done! ....Now what? · 1:19am Jul 11th, 2014

The Epilogue of Her Majesty's Secret Service is now up for consumption, and with that, I finally officially declare this fic "complete" after two years. God I'm slow sometimes. I hope everyone who's still around enjoys it.

So now that that's done...what's next?

Well, I have a few projects ahead of me I'm looking to write. In no particular order:

1: Get back to work on "Growth Spurts." This one's pretty obvious and is probably first in line.

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Jul
10th
2014

HMSS Chapter 10 · 1:17pm Jul 10th, 2014

The tenth and final regular chapter of HMSS is now live.

All that remains is the epilogue, which is going through final editing right now. I'll probably post that later today or early tomorrow.

Thanks to everyone who read it and enjoyed it and made it popular. Sorry it took me so long to finish.

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Jun
15th
2014

HMSS Chapter 9 · 2:05pm Jun 15th, 2014

Chapter Nine of Her Majesty's Secret Service is now live. Just in time for Father's Day. Anyone else notice there's always a bunch of new porn featuring Twilight Velvet on Mother's Day? Let's start a wave of porn featuring Night Light for Father's Day, huh? I've done my part!

In the home stretch now, y'all. Just one short final chapter and an epilogue to go and this two-year-long slow roll will be finished.

Enjoy!

--CG

(PS: It's a Bond Girl name. Look it up!)

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Apr
27th
2014

HMSS Chapter 8 · 1:08am Apr 27th, 2014

Hey look, I'm alive!

Chapter Eight of my 'How Twilight's parents hooked up and how Celestia helped' story, "Her Majesty's Secret Service," is finally, finally complete, after nearly seven months hiatus. Hit up my stories page to check it out.

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Mar
3rd
2014

While you Wait: Another fic recommendation · 10:40pm Mar 3rd, 2014

Sorry for the radio silence lately, been hopelessly addicted to Marvel Heroes over the last few months. I'm starting to get back in a writing groove, though it's currently spread across three projects (two of which are Growth Spurts and HMSS) and it's a tossup which will be finished/updated first at this point. I swear I'm still alive though.

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Dec
20th
2013

More milestones, and a new chapter · 11:21pm Dec 20th, 2013

At some point when I wasn't looking, Growth Spurts broke 1,000 likes, my first ever story to have done so and officially making it my most popular story to date.

So that's super-awesome. Thanks for that, everybody.

Enjoy a new chapter of it to celebrate.

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Nov
20th
2013

Well gosh, since you guys love it so much.... · 3:48pm Nov 20th, 2013

Huge thank you to the 900-and-counting of you who favorited Growth Spurts in its first two days and bestowed it with nearly 500 likes already, and launched it to the top of the featured box in no time. I am humbled by your praise and interest. I hope the other 400 of you will bestow your likes in time. XD

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Nov
18th
2013

Milestones, and other important things · 6:57pm Nov 18th, 2013

So this happened the other day.

It's no secret that beyond the walls of MLP fandom I'm also a fan of Homestuck. I'm sure many of my followers are as well. To those of you who are, you may appreciate this milestone, and it's to you I owe extra special thanks. So thank you to all of my followers for helping me reach this awesome landmark. Onward to 612!

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Nov
2nd
2013

Accountability; or, How does one measure success? · 6:36pm Nov 2nd, 2013

Well, Cloptober has come and gone. Time to report in.

In the strictest sense of the word, I failed. The challenge was to write 50,000 words of smutty ponyfic. I managed a grand total of: 22,569 words.

Still, 22.5k is more words in a month than I have written in a long time. I'm lucky to manage a chapter a month lately. So in that sense, I call it a success.

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