Who can take a rainbow, color it with dew, graze under it with a cupcake or two, the Ponyman, oh the Ponyman can.

Makes ponies cry

I write stories about pony superheroes and cruel and unusual tragedies and pony superheroes who suffer cruel and unusual tragedies. I'm currently looking both fine and OK.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Stories about ponies are stories about people.