Exactly what the title says. What if I existed in Equestria? As a creature from the ether, no less!

So, basically, Twilight makes an offhand remark about 'beings from beyond our world' and 'wanting to study them'. Discord just so happens to be nearby. He decides to be a Generous^TM friend and grant Twilight's wish. The only problem is, I was the one that he grabbed. In an attempt to make me feel better, Discord made my own fictional characters come to life. Now, I'm in Equestria, I'm a spiteful and sassy girl, I need to take care of my four OC's, and I have a lot of things to say. Spoilers: Not all of those things are compliant with Friendship and/or canon. Joke Fic.

This was originally supposed to be only me, but it was a idea that kept going and it ran away. So, now I have my OC children with me in Equestria, everyone will have a small fit, and shenanigans will ensue. Let me know what you think of my children and of this story! Constructive criticism is appreciated!

Edit: I changed the rating to 'Teen' due to some possibly unsettling content in Chapter Three. It's not described in great detail, merely a telling of a past incident that has bad memories attached to it. Just to be safe, you know?

Main Theme: You're Gonna Go Far Kid by The Offspring

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Sans knew he was going to die. He’d held off the little megalomaniac as long as he could, but even the power his father had bestowed upon him had failed him. But, maybe it wouldn’t be so bad. At least he’d see his brother again. However, as it turns out, while Sans thought he was done with life, life was not yet done with Sans. Now a human, Sans not only finds himself a resident of Canterlot City, but a Junior at Canterlot High School, a member of the boys basketball team and of the band. However, Sans’ new lease on life isn’t all slam dunks and knock-knock jokes. There are problems he and his new friends have to deal with, ranging from sea pony sirens, to sorceresses who’ve been consumed by the magic they’d unleashed, even threats from Sans’s home… including the very child who’d slain Sans. Will our heroes make it out of this mess, or will Sans and the Main 7 get dunked on?

Set in the Equestria Girls Universe.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic belongs to: an alicorn goddess.
Undertale belongs to: The Annoying Dog

Hi! I have adopted this story from Crimson Blade79, and they adopted it from someone else. I'm here to continue it, and hopefully do justice to all those who have worked on it. I am looking for an editor/proofreader, and I would be happy to consider anyone who is willing to take the job. To those of you who have already read this, it may be a little different from what you remember. I can only hope I do well...
Updates won't be frequent, not with school, so expect this to be a reeeeeeaaaally slow-updating fic. Hope you all enjoy!