Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

trans!!!!!!!!!! 🏳️‍⚧️

person who is normal about twilight sparkle

Imprisoned (without charges) by the Paw Patrol

Eyy, I'm writin 'ere!

Rarity, a splendid art | pronouns

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

Just a common PhD student who trawls the Internet each day to find terrible, TERRIBLE things.

Just a lesbian with a laptop.

Forget not that I am a derp.

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in horsefic, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

Keep moving forward.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

Part of the AugieDog family of companies

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

You can't see the forest...

I read. I write. I edit. I Twidash. But above all else, I'm just a regular guy. Shoot me a PM if you have a question.

"Fanfic [has] been on the decline since the Aeneid." --Anonymous poster 18/03/15

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Toss a coin to your Whisper?

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”