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"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

God, I'm so sorry.

Hello there, I'm a slightly original writer trying his best to improve and meet unreasonable deadlines, that are already due.

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

A paragon of virtue, role model, professional writer and a liar.

I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Everyone wears a mask in their own way; from emotions, makeup, to physical covers. Many can't tell the difference between their real selves and the masks they put on... Can you?

"The road ahead is not easy, but neither is it impossible to travel. Run, Twilight Sparkle. Run."- Wolokai KuRR

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

Commissions currently OPEN

I type stories using my hands

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

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