Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I am your God now.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

No

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Writer. What else do you need to know?

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

space is a waste

Whale, whale, whale, now that's what I call a fluke.

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

From the depths of /mlp/, one man decided that he wanted to write. With a sweep of his pen, stories flowed from his hands like liquid gold, and his genius shined. And then there was also Lunaguy.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

The man without a plan.

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

Pfffffffffffffttt....

It's unstoppable.

I write what makes me happy. Hope it makes you happy as well!