I'm buried up to my neck in horsewords.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

I actually am a scientist!

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

Investigative wordsmith leaving no idea unexplored and no shoe unsniffed.

Mistakes were made. Most of them were fixed!

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

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