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28th Jul, 2020
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Burt
Howdy, I’m Burt.
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Found
17
stories in
20
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Anon
17
Profanity
11
Human
17
Teen
17
Discord
4
Comedy
13
Princess Celestia
9
Death
3
Random
4
Main 6
5
Princess Luna
4
Sex
4
Total Words:
35,699
Estimated Reading:
2 hours
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Don’t let Fluttershy do things to you below the waist, nothing good can possibly come of it. Consent is beautiful, no means no.
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Princess I Shrunk The Human - also there’s an an army of spiders under my house
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It’s Anon’s day off. Twilight abuses this by testing spells on him. Also spiders.
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Twilight
Celestia
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Anon
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85
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902 views
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The Curious Collection of Princess Celestia
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Princess Celestia has a habit of hoarding weapons of… odd naming conventions.
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Celestia
Anon
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1000 words
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260
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The Statue Anon Really Hates for Some Reason
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Comedy
So what does he do? Attempt to destroy it.
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Celestia
Luna
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Anon
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114
11
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2.1k views
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Anon Enters A Talent Show
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Comedy
And wins.
Human
Twilight
Pinkie
Filthy Rich
Anon
Spoiled Rich
Burt
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1.8k views
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Beating the Odds?
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Comedy
Anon is feeling DOWN. And these ponies won’t stop pestering him! Trying to get him out of his rut— what fools they are!
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Spike
Discord
Main 6
Anon
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125
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3.1k views
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Anon is Incinerated Due to His Involvement in the Transportation of Crack Cocaine
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Random
Anon is sentenced to death for his involvement in the transportation of crack cocaine. But will the sword actually swing?
Violence
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Human
Celestia
Luna
Anon
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2.1k words
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178
11
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2.6k views
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Discord’s Dastardly Demise
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Sayonara chaos god. Til next we meet, you goofy son of a gun.
Death
Human
Celestia
Luna
Discord
Main 6
Anon
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1.2k words
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Anon Wants to Bone Celestia
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Random
Anon states his desire to have sexual relations with Princess Celestia. Princess Luna wants him to say sike right that instant.
Sex
Profanity
Human
Celestia
Luna
Anon
Burt
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2.2k words
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691
30
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12k views
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Holidaze
MLP: FiM
Sad
Slice of Life
Anon has it rough this Hearth’s Warming...
Human
Main 6
Anon
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2.1k words
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185
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5.1k views
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Rarity is Dead
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Dark
Comedy
Anon finds the rapidly decaying cadaver of Rarity. His horror quickly shifts from the morbid situation and onto everyone else's attitude towards it instead.
Death
Profanity
Human
Celestia
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Anon
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2.2k words
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357
30
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The Great Ponyville Bank Heist
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Dark
Comedy
It isn’t all that great, actually...
Profanity
Human
Celestia
OC
Anon
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2.1k words
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18
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5.9k views
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Fighting Pony God
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Anon doesn’t vibe with his new universe and it’s rules, so he decides to throw hands with Faust.
Profanity
Human
Discord
Other
Anon
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1.7k words
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695
38
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10k views
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Anon Gets Cuddled
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Romance
Comedy
Don’t worry guys, it’s consensual
Sex
Profanity
Human
Gilda
Anon
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1.3k words
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358
21
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7.5k views
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Anon Doesn’t Eat Pizza Crust
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Comedy
Absolutely disgraceful.
Profanity
Human
Main 6
Anon
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1.1k words
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323
12
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6k views
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Anon is Incarcerated Due to His Involvement in the Transportation of Crack Cocaine
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Random
I mean c’mon bro, I can’t believe you’d do something like this.
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Anon
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1.1k words
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545
36
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10k views
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Oh You’re Horny, Horny.
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Comedy
Guys wait, you’re actually horny? I thought you were just joking...
Sex
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Rarity
Anon
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414
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