And with a vengeance as well. I'm writing on Breach, I'm writing a new story at the same time, I'm rebuilding the Brony Political Party group. Everything is going well.

I'm out of my GTA V induced coma. On Tuesday I go right back in. If you have anything important to say say it now.

...Celestia’s sun was settling below the horizon of the Everfree forest as Twilight made her way home. The forest path she silently walked was becoming more and more obscured as she continued on her way, the approaching darkness stealing her sight with every ever more careful step of her hooves...

Stop this, it's dumb. Ponies don't have toes, the toe room would simply kick them in the back of the forelegs and fuck with them. If you take away the toes it's still perfectly visible that these are boots. This shit ruins my day. I got good shit done today and this took it away. I'm going to go drink myself into a ten-year coma now. Maybe then people will understand this bullshit.

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Little known fact: The United Sates of America does not exist. All American citizens are satirical actors and actresses attempting to create the world's most expensive and most successful satirical production, which is currently in debt 16.890 trillion units (at the time of writing) of it's satirical currency. Every four years the greatest actor is elected 'United States President'. One of the most critically acclaimed actors to hold this role was the recent comedian George W. Bush, followed by

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AND HIS NAME IS ODIN!

Holly shit the end-times have come! But really, I am writing.

A man and I on Youtube had a civilized debate about milk, pertaining to a splendid episode of Game Grumps. While most would have simply kicked on the Caps Lock and typed without regret, I am a civilized man.

Ask me anything today and I will answer truthfully. God damn I'm bored.