Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

I used to be relevant!

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Chase the sun, and it will smile upon you.

Jitterbug Jive, author/artist of Discord Whooves, Lovestruck Derpy, and Doctor Whooves and Assistant. And other such things.

Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

<_<>_>Shh.

Exactly what it says on the tin.