"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

"wait, it's all porn?" "always has been."

I write stories mainly featuring small horses having sex with one another, and that is probably all you really need to know about me.

irresistible

Here to try my best. I'm the artist fumalunga, findable on Twitter and derpi. Profile Pic by Nookprint.

Tabletop Nerd, Active Reader, and Metaphysician.

Trying to make up for lost time. DM me for edits

I'm just some dork who writes stories, some of it totally shameless smut about dork and some of it not totally shameless smut, but probably still about dorks.

an amazing balance between feelings and emotions and incredibly hot M-scenes

Small steps. Commissions are closed for the moment. Just working through my queue.

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

Pithy Statement

Remember. We're the good guys | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

Patreon | Commission Info

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

A Warning to Others

"Darling darling darling!" said Twilight.

Just a place for me to put my less than clean stories featuring ponies getting it on. Needless to say, this isn't gonna exist for very long.

The rarest of writing marshmallows.

I write low quality fan fiction stuff.

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

Awkward.

“Saints have no moderation, nor do poets, only exhuberance.” ~Anne Sexton

"Please stop here, this is bat country!"

I write about gay ponies.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Use the schwartz!

Moved on.

Everyone has a story. The question to ask is, what do you want others to read in yours?

I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.

Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

I am an aspiring writer, romance enthusiast, and a horrible over emotional mess. If you're here I hope you like homosexual stallions. If you enjoy my work and want to support me I have a Ko-Fi!

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."