"Confound these ponies, they drive me to write." This is all a bit new to me. Never wrote anything before. I'm probably rubbish at it. Can't promise regular updates, but I will try. Cheerio

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5