Have you ever wanted to support me on Patreon, but pledging a certain amount for every 10,000 words seemed like too much of a commitment, or it just didn’t fit with the way you wanted to do things? Well, now that I’ve finally found a Ko-fi alternative that doesn’t forbid NSFW content, you can! Through

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Edit: Silent Whisper figured it out -- thank you!
I’ll leave this up in case anybody wants to look through it or discuss things, but I’m no longer in search of a solution! ^.^

Okay, this should be basic algebra, but so far it’s leaving me stumped when it comes to actually making it work...

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When I look around this site -- especially in the feature box -- I really just don't see enough clopfics. In order to rectify this dire lack my evil twin, Dirty Little Secret, is launching Dirty Little Secret's Dirty Little Contest!

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I've been doing commissions through Patreon for a while, but more and more of my commissions ended up being for people who weren't Patreon supporters -- people who just wanted to pay one flat price for the commission. So now I've finally adapted to that and made it official: anyone can request commissions!

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Finally finished the third and (maybe) final chapter of Batsy Fluffentuft's adventures. Let it be known that I do finish my stories. It might take a long time, but I do it.

I wouldn't normally make a blog post about a chapter update, but it's been about 3 years since the last update, and I've probably got a lot of new followers who wouldn't have seen it originally and won't get notified unless I make a blog post about it.

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The results are in for my 2019 free-for-all voting!

And with 129 people voting on 47 story ideas, that's so much data to work through!

But I've gone through it all, and here's your results!

Winner: Sharing With Auntie (6.67)

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This is your one and only reminder -- if you haven’t voted in my Annual Free For All story idea voting yet, now is the time!
If you haven’t seen my original post about it, you can find out more details here. Basically, it just gives everyone a little taste of what my Patreon supporters get to do every month.

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It's finally time again for my annual(ish) Free-For-All Story Voting!

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I’ve traditionally been doing an annual free-for-all voting each January, letting everyone vote on which stories to do next in the same way my Patreon supporters get to do every month.

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This story finally got an audio reading, with all the solemnity and seriousness that it deserves!