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ocalhoun


I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Aug
2nd
2020

2020 Free For All story idea voting! · 7:24pm Aug 2nd, 2020

The time has come again for my (roughly) annual Free For All story voting! Every month, my Patreon supporters get to vote on which story I write next, picked from a list of my story ideas and from suggested ideas they send me. And once a year, I extend that out to everyone, not just Patreon supporters. (Though supporters are still welcome to participate.)

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Jun
26th
2020

Looks like Blink has another sequel! · 6:24pm Jun 26th, 2020

TBlink Again
After teleporting, Twilight is trapped, devoid of magic, in a pocket dimension full of corpses. At least she has a friend though. Twilight, meet Twilight.
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Jun
18th
2020

The 4000 Year Old Virgin is finally complete! · 9:10pm Jun 18th, 2020

I wouldn’t normally make blog posts just because I published a chapter, but this one is kind of a big deal. I’ve finally published the last two chapters of The 4000 Year Old Virgin, and after more than three years of writing it, the story is done!

I do eventually finish things, let it be known!

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Apr
3rd
2020

New option for donating: BEABACKER · 7:09pm Apr 3rd, 2020

Have you ever wanted to support me on Patreon, but pledging a certain amount for every 10,000 words seemed like too much of a commitment, or it just didn’t fit with the way you wanted to do things? Well, now that I’ve finally found a Ko-fi alternative that doesn’t forbid NSFW content, you can! Through

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Feb
20th
2020

A cry for help: can anyone help this poor English major with some math? · 6:02am Feb 20th, 2020

Edit: Silent Whisper figured it out -- thank you!
I’ll leave this up in case anybody wants to look through it or discuss things, but I’m no longer in search of a solution! ^.^

Okay, this should be basic algebra, but so far it’s leaving me stumped when it comes to actually making it work...

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Jan
2nd
2020

Dirty Little Secret's Dirty Little Contest! ~ $350 in 30 prizes! · 3:01pm Jan 2nd, 2020

When I look around this site -- especially in the feature box -- I really just don't see enough clopfics. In order to rectify this dire lack my evil twin, Dirty Little Secret, is launching Dirty Little Secret's Dirty Little Contest!

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Sep
20th
2019

Commissions are now officially open to everyone! · 10:17pm Sep 20th, 2019

I've been doing commissions through Patreon for a while, but more and more of my commissions ended up being for people who weren't Patreon supporters -- people who just wanted to pay one flat price for the commission. So now I've finally adapted to that and made it official: anyone can request commissions!

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Sep
17th
2019

Batsy Fluffentuft's saga is complete! · 7:41pm Sep 17th, 2019

Finally finished the third and (maybe) final chapter of Batsy Fluffentuft's adventures. Let it be known that I do finish my stories. It might take a long time, but I do it.

I wouldn't normally make a blog post about a chapter update, but it's been about 3 years since the last update, and I've probably got a lot of new followers who wouldn't have seen it originally and won't get notified unless I make a blog post about it.

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Aug
19th
2019

2019 Annual Free-For-All Voting Results · 8:35am Aug 19th, 2019

The results are in for my 2019 free-for-all voting!

And with 129 people voting on 47 story ideas, that's so much data to work through!

But I've gone through it all, and here's your results!

Winner: Sharing With Auntie (6.67)

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Aug
2nd
2019

Annual Free For All Voting Reminder! · 1:44am Aug 2nd, 2019

This is your one and only reminder -- if you haven’t voted in my Annual Free For All story idea voting yet, now is the time!
If you haven’t seen my original post about it, you can find out more details here. Basically, it just gives everyone a little taste of what my Patreon supporters get to do every month.

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