Howdy, I’m Burt.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

I wish I was enough. But I'm not and never will be.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

8000 soldiers!

Author of the Tarnished Silver series. I write clopfics with too many emotions in them. My work is very niche, but my readers are a wonderfully enthusiastic bunch, so I must be doing something right?