I Drink And Write One Story. Slowly. Now I Just Drink. I Have No Idea What I'm Even Doing Anymore

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

A fellow traveler...

I have no idea what i'm doing.

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short and the pen is very sharp.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

I do things occasionally.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

O.F.P.