Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Hello. I'm MisterEdd and a horse is a horse of course of course.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I'm alive? I'm alive!

I write bad smut. Hopefully, somebody reads it.

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

"Friendship is an island that you retreat to. And you fall on the floor and laugh at all the ninnies who don't have enough brains to have your good taste." --Ray Bradbury

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

"I am the epitome of an overdose. Living with retradily amounts of happiness and barely mentally functioning."

Fanfic Reader, Voice Actor, Narrator, and Artist

"My age is as a lusty Winter, Frosty but Kindly..." --- William Shakespeare

I'm a big gamer, movie fan, and part time fanfic typer.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Reading and creating stories no one cares about since god-knows-when