Discord, after learning of an impending threat, he must prepare the Mane Six for a villain, and get a cheap laugh from it while he's at it. In Discord's dimension live several interesting beings, or copies of them at least, similar to beings that the Mane Six may face in the future. So Discord puts them through a brief, yet educational period of time where they learn about these villains, without even knowing that they're learning anything.

Due to the crumbling state of The Castle Of The Two Sisters after Nightmare Moon was banished, Celestia must choose a new spot for her to rule from, and because she's the female equivalent of a Chad, she builds the entire thing on a cantilever, here's the story of how she convinced her subjects to follow through with the idea.

This is a completely random rant of a story, that wouldn't likely make any sense at all to a sane person.
It is comprised of the following: narcotics fueled chaos, historical jokes that usually end up promoting certain ideologies that many people perceive as evil.
The only plot you will find in this story will likely break down and reset after a few sentences, any longer and my story might actually make sense.

And before you ask: Yes, I am insane, and yes I do need help.

Due to this story's continuation being halted by a moderator for being non-story, if you want to continue reading, you can find it at https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13474464/1/Help-Equestria, although, due to having basically nobody left interested in reading it, there probably won't be much more, if you want it to continue, you can contact me, if there's at least one person interested in it, in my eyes, it'll be worth writing more.