A young soviet fan who wishes to enlighten a crowd with a woven story and a fanciful illustration or two.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I'm actually a slab of beef jerky with a top hat and a cool microphone.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Avatar is of Ambar, a character from the comic Las Lindas by Challodillo.

Mostly harmless.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Lord Fetlock Equinari, The Ponytrician of Flanhk-Marepork. Grammar Tyrant, Rogue Editor at Large, Pungeon Master, Dispenser of Unsolicited Wisdom.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

I write things. Pony things are among the things I write.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

The Tomorrow King.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Horrifically Fun

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

An author that is no longer writing. I loved and learned a lot from being here. Thank you for appreciating my words!

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Pithy Statement

Every penny fed car won't get you very far at all.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

Just writing to make everyone happy. Twitter https://mobile.twitter.com/lillyhoves YouTube https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC7IM0tGtPgJHSYEuAojlCTw

Late-blooming fan with way too many story ideas in his head. Have written before, but this is my first serious foray into the world of fan-fiction.