As the blog title states, I'm gonna be closing my commissions down and not taking any new ones for the forseeable future. You may ask 'but Uncle Buster, didn't you only do one?' and the answer is 'yes, yes I did'. Unfortunately, it seems like my return to writing was a fleeting one and the spark has died out once again. Since this has been a recurring thing for years now, rather than saying I'm retired, I'm just gonna disappear until the urge to write comes back in another three years.

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Got my PC back after two weeks of it being in the shop and having every inch of it tested to figure out what the problem with it was. Everything came back green across the board with no issues and the fault couldn't be replicated.

Got the PC back today and within ten minutes it started doing the same forced restart with no error message shit it did before I put it in the shop.

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So my return is in full swing and I have gone from being unable to write more than a paragraph of horsewords to managing to work on a decently-sized personal chapter and then crank out an entire commission in 4 hours at my usual level of quality.

I've gone from being writing impaired to nearly back to where I was in my golden age where I could crank out 4 fics in a single day.

This may be only a temporary revival of my powers, but as of right now we are back, boys!

Heya, gang! Uncle Buster's back and as poor as ever! Since I like being able to eat and you like whacking off to porn, let's make a consensual financial transaction that will benefit us both greatly.

Rates are as follows:
50 GBP per 1k words. Can only be paid in GBP and you must convert your currency to that amount during payment. Payment will made with Paypal via a link provided to you upon agreement of details.

Maximum amount is 5k words.

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So, story time:

Uncle Buster's been slapped with some heavy bills whilst still being in debt, and Uncle Buster has just had to sell off his video game consoles to stay afloat, all the while still having my PC in the shop undergoing repairs I haven't even paid for yet.

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What was a character and a concept you always wanted to see me write that I never got around to doing?

Lemme know what hopes and dreams I shattered.

What proportions d'you guys most like/headcanon for anthro versions of the princesses? D'you have a set height/weight/thickness or anything for them whenever you picture them while reading, or d'you just go along with whatever picture the author paints of them?

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So I up and called it a day a few months ago after struggling for ages and ages to try and come back as a writer, and silently updated the account name to make mention of that. That's not going to be changed, as even months away from writing without the shadow of it over my head haven't done a thing to get me back in my groove, so we'll stamp it out as official at this point.

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I know I said I was never gonna do comissions again in my life due to the strain, but I am as desperate as desperate can be right now. Being several hundred smackaroos in debt, still having bills to pay, and having single digit finances in my account rn, I come to you all in a time of great, great need.

Rates are as follows:

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So, I've had my foot off the gas for a long time now when it comes to writing shit, or writing in general. I think in the last year I've dropped like two stories and three chapters between all of them, and that's a far cry from the Buster Knutt of old who could drop four stories in a single day, quality not withstanding.

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