• Member Since 24th Feb, 2020
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JayBear


Well, there’s not much to say here.

My Old Nicknames

  • OculusRift
  • Claussen (when I was a pickle)
  • Jay The Tight Jar Opener
  • Dxrth (when I was extra edgy)
  • DarthKube (when I was binging JSAB)
  • Critically_Damaged (when I was going through a lot)
  • Edgy_Prince
  • Plugger_Nut (when I first joined)

Latest Stories
4

Blog Posts
495

  • Today
    Incorrect Quotes That Describe My OCs

    ”O-Oculus? Y-You’re here? N-No, this can’t be— you died!”

    ”I know, I was there.”


    ”You’re... you’re asking how long you could get in jail for growing weed?”

    ”Y-Yes ma’am... I-I mean, I’m not growing any, or anything, I just...”

    ”See you in a minute, Passion Fruit.”

    ”...okay, see you then.”


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    3 comments · 7 views
  • Today
    Shadow

    ”Um, hey... Umbra...”

    (Umbra smiles weakly, waving at Passion Fruit to get closer from the bed...)

    ”Passion, моя любовь, what is going on lately?”

    ”Umbra... Oculus... Oculus is dead.”

    ”Wait, what?! Who— who killed him?”

    ”Your psycho ex-girlfriend. I mean, I don’t know why she turned so quickly, I mean, I t-thought we had her on our side...”

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    78 comments · 121 views
  • Tuesday
    Gone

    ”Oh, hi Passion! Have you seen Oculus? He... hasn’t come back yet. He’s usually back by now.”

    (Passion Fruit winces, wiping one last tear from his eye and preparing to break down once again...)

    ”Ocellus... hey...”

    ”...Are you alright? Your eyes are red, and... and you look sad, but... but where’s Oculus? He’s... he’s usually right here with you.”

    “Ocellus...!”

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    31 comments · 95 views
  • Tuesday
    Broken Carapace

    ”Oh, Hikariiiii!~”

    (Oculus did a flip, landing on his hooves and using one of his back legs to kick a dozen blueberry bomb pellets into the iron wall of Hikari’s hideout...)

    ”Where are you, you trifling little bitch?”

    (Flipping back onto all fours, Oculus started scouting through the chain magic user’s ‘house’...)

    ”Aw, lookie... it’s the poor, lowlife, redemption seeking Oculus...”

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    27 comments · 80 views
  • Tuesday
    Wake

    ”Hey, buddy... how’re you feeling...?”

    ”Ужасно ... я ничего не чувствую ...”

    ”Aw... he must be feeling really bad, he’s only speaking Umbrumian.”

    ”Is there any way I could make you feel better...?”

    (Umbra chuckles weakly...)

    ”Страсть ... милый дурак ...”

    ”I don’t think there is...”

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    29 comments · 51 views

Salutations.

Or, something like that. Anyway, you can all me Oculus, the guy who likes to torment characters in a series of terribly written stories.

Stuff I Like To Write Sometimes: Mostly mature stories; Darkfics and Adult Humor Fics, One Shots, too; Cute, Romance, Things like that.

Name: Oculus

Hobbies: Writing, Drawing, Sleeping, Not getting enough sleep, Talking to my friends


Waifu List

  1. Ocellus
  2. Fluttershy
  3. Smolder
  4. Ember
  5. Trixie
  6. Twilight
  7. Starlight

Favorite Characters

  • Ocellus
  • Pharynx (Not as waifu material as Ocellus, but yeah, he makes a good husbando, too.)
  • Thorax (I really like chairs. And Thorax.)
  • Smolder
  • Ember
  • Fluttershy
  • Starlight
  • Discord
  • Trixie

Yeah, don't *squee* with my waifus. I'll *squee* you up.

Aug
5th
2020

Incorrect Quotes That Describe My OCs · 3:42pm 1 hour ago

”O-Oculus? Y-You’re here? N-No, this can’t be— you died!”

”I know, I was there.”


”You’re... you’re asking how long you could get in jail for growing weed?”

”Y-Yes ma’am... I-I mean, I’m not growing any, or anything, I just...”

”See you in a minute, Passion Fruit.”

”...okay, see you then.”


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MlpHero #226 · Sunday · · ·

Thanks for the fave!

holds up a free hugs sign and sets up a hug booth at random

2904706
Heh. Yeah. She’s the best ling, no questions asked.

I like ur profile pic
Thats a cute changeling xD

2903232
Ocellus isn’t a sell out, she just sells better.:moustache:

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