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Sour Oranges


Have a good day. Or a good life. For me, there’s not much of a difference.

My Old Nicknames

  • OculusRift
  • Claussen (when I was a pickle)
  • Jay The Tight Jar Opener
  • Dxrth (when I was extra edgy)
  • DarthKube (when I was binging JSAB)
  • Critically_Damaged (when I was going through a lot)
  • Edgy_Prince
  • Plugger_Nut (when I first joined)

Latest Stories
4

Blog Posts
402

  • Tuesday
    Molting Again

    ”Oculus, you’ve been lying around in here for hours on the phone! You haven’t even been outside yet!”

    *in his ultimate gay boy* “Can you see the hating ass bitch? Me too!”

    *huffs* “You are just so disrespectful!”

    ”Umm, I’m being respectful to myself.

    ”That doesn’t even make any sense!”

    ”Excuse me, where the fuck’s my Juul?”

    Read More

    28 comments · 28 views
  • Tuesday
    Oculus Has Another Favorite Show

    ”Oculus...? Are you in there...?”

    ”Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me—“

    ”What the...?” *walks in* “What are you doing?”

    (Ocellus walked in to Oculus wearing some kind of spec-op spandex suit and dancing to a song...)

    “Just can’t wait to— Wha— Ocellus, what’re you doing here?!” *frantically stops the music*

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    31 comments · 29 views
  • Tuesday
    Ruining His Life 101: Execution

    *watching from afar in some random bar* ”There’s no way he won’t feel this one, heheh...”

    *giggling* “Okay, slow down.”

    ”I’m facking—“ *hic* “—invincible!”

    (Oculus begins to take the first sip of his sixth mug of cider...)

    ”He thinks it’s salt... but it’s actually sodium cyanide! Muahaha— I really need to work on my evil laugh.”

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    41 comments · 36 views
  • Tuesday
    Ruining Is Life 101: Getting Him Fired

    ”Do you know this hooligan?”

    (The guard brings out Pentagon...)

    ”W-Well, listen, I—“

    ”Do you know how much ruckus he’s been making? Harassing other workers? Trashing the work place?”

    *sigh* “No, sir...”

    “You’re fired. I can’t have this kind of foolery around here. Get out.”

    (Oculus leaves, his head low and his ears wilted...)


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    2 comments · 19 views
  • Monday
    Ruining His Life 101: Ruining His Relationship

    ”I can’t believe you!”

    ”B-But I don’t know how it ended up there, I swear!”

    ”Woah, woah, what’s going on?”

    ”I found someone’s cherry chapstick in his bedroom.”

    ”How many times do I have to tell you?! I don’t even like cherry, you know that!”

    *watching from the bushes* “Heheheheh...”

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    26 comments · 48 views

Salutations.

Or, something like that. Anyway, you can all me Oculus, the guy who likes to torment characters in a series of terribly written stories.

Stuff I Like To Write Sometimes: Mostly mature stories; Darkfics and Adult Humor Fics, One Shots, too; Cute, Romance, Things like that.

Name: Oculus

Hobbies: Writing, Drawing, Sleeping, Not getting enough sleep, Talking to my friends


Waifu List

  1. Ocellus
  2. Fluttershy
  3. Smolder
  4. Ember
  5. Trixie
  6. Twilight
  7. Starlight

Favorite Characters

  • Ocellus
  • Pharynx (Not as waifu material as Ocellus, but yeah, he makes a good husbando, too.)
  • Thorax (I really like chairs. And Thorax.)
  • Smolder
  • Ember
  • Fluttershy
  • Starlight
  • Discord
  • Trixie

Yeah, don't *squee* with my waifus. I'll *squee* you up.

Jul
14th
2020

Molting Again · 9:59pm 2 hours ago

”Oculus, you’ve been lying around in here for hours on the phone! You haven’t even been outside yet!”

*in his ultimate gay boy* “Can you see the hating ass bitch? Me too!”

*huffs* “You are just so disrespectful!”

”Umm, I’m being respectful to myself.

”That doesn’t even make any sense!”

”Excuse me, where the fuck’s my Juul?”

Read More

Report Sour Oranges · 28 views · #Oculus #Ocellus
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2904706
Heh. Yeah. She’s the best ling, no questions asked.

I like ur profile pic
Thats a cute changeling xD

2903232
Ocellus isn’t a sell out, she just sells better.:moustache:

I really liked ur previous pfp, what a sellout. :trollestia:

2899299
Heh, thanks again:twilightsheepish:

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