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Rain Boy


The calm before the storm.

My Old Nicknames

  • OculusRift
  • Claussen (when I was a pickle)
  • Jay The Tight Jar Opener
  • Dxrth (when I was extra edgy)
  • DarthKube (when I was binging JSAB)
  • Critically_Damaged (when I was going through a lot)
  • Edgy_Prince
  • Plugger_Nut (when I first joined)

Latest Stories
5

Blog Posts
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  • Today
    Battlefield

    Each changeling in the hive flocked in groups to the outer border of the Badlands, as unknown, pony-like creatures raided the houses and infiltrated the towns.

    Pharynx was the first to hear of this, and he woke each and every single recruit immediately. "Assume formation, troops! Go, go, go!"

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    20 comments · 29 views
  • Today
    Wow.

    Me: *eating some ribs from Applebee's*

    My grandma, who's already eaten her food: "Ooh, I think I want... half of that."

    Me, who hasn't even eaten until now: "...No."

    My grandma, walking off in frustration: "Damn, that boy is stingy as hell! Won't give nobody nothin'!"

    Me: "..."

    26 comments · 25 views
  • Today
    Cupcake In Training

    Pharynx, during what was supposed to be lunch time, made Oculus train further on the murky beach miles away from the living quarters. Oculus was made swim all the way to the other island and back, in the shark infested waters, at least fifteen times. "C'mon, Cumcake! Y'got eight laps left!" Pharynx shouted from the other side. Oculus couldn't stand hearing his annoyingly taunting, rumbly, loud voice from all the way across the ocean telling him what to do. And he thought everybody decided on

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    26 comments · 35 views
  • Today
    Oculus Joins The Changeling Patrol

    One day, Oculus got tired of being softer than what he usually was. That sharp talking down from his past self really stuck with him. He wasn't really fat, was he?

    But that didn't matter. At roughly five o'clock in the morning, he snuck out and flew to the Hive, where he enlisted to join the changeling patrol, in the ground unit branch.

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    22 comments · 27 views
  • Today
    No One:

    My mom dancing to my suicidal noises as she takes my phone:

    8 comments · 22 views

Salutations.

Or, something like that. Anyway, you can all me Oculus, the guy who likes to torment characters in a series of terribly written stories.

Stuff I Like To Write Sometimes: Mostly mature stories; Darkfics and Adult Humor Fics, One Shots, too; Cute, Romance, Things like that.

Name: Oculus

Hobbies: Writing, Drawing, Sleeping, Not getting enough sleep, Talking to my friends


Waifu List

  1. Ocellus
  2. Fluttershy
  3. Smolder
  4. Ember
  5. Trixie
  6. Twilight
  7. Starlight

Favorite Characters

  • Ocellus
  • Pharynx (Not as waifu material as Ocellus, but yeah, he makes a good husbando, too.)
  • Thorax (I really like chairs. And Thorax.)
  • Smolder
  • Ember
  • Fluttershy
  • Starlight
  • Discord
  • Trixie

Yeah, don't *squee* with my waifus. I'll *squee* you up.

Sep
23rd
2020

Battlefield · 5:21pm 3 hours ago

Each changeling in the hive flocked in groups to the outer border of the Badlands, as unknown, pony-like creatures raided the houses and infiltrated the towns.

Pharynx was the first to hear of this, and he woke each and every single recruit immediately. "Assume formation, troops! Go, go, go!"

Read More

Report Rain Boy · 29 views ·
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2936872
No problem, dude!

Hello. Sorry this took so long to say, but thank you for the follow

Hey, butt nugget! Join the Doggos and scoot your ass across the carpet with me and your mom, it's fun!

2928341
done but not sure whos shouting lol

2928335
Okay. Good idea!

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