"Find peace with your pace, everything destined shall fall into place." - Anonymous

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Just another faggot on the internet now.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

https://www.neetlyfe.com/

Living with LUS.

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

He's this guy, who writes stuff.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

Diminutive Equine Novelist

O.F.P.