I'm not dead yet

Shut up. Just write.

"Perfectly Immoral Moral Person" and "Fantastical Explorer" I will not succumb to this hunger. Let these pages sate yours as well as mine. Also, I'd like longer eyelashesO_o

8000 soldiers!

I love MLP: FiM!!

Nothing big here yet, will write one when I have enough time.

I write things. I hope you like the things. I know I do.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Is there anything I need to say? A Juggabrony is here, baby! WOOP WOOP! PASS THE APPLE CIDER!

Writer for fun, I like to think I do well. Feel free to message any love/hate/suggestions. Hope you enjoy.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!