Just a guy who writes, games, and does stuff and things.

I actually am a scientist!

On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!

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Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

I'm something of a Hermit.

Writer. Editor. Spaceman.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

I am running from something I'm becoming, but becoming one means I'm running from all I am.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

If I ever get good at Rocket League, I'll change my name to Terra Score-a.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

"If it explores new possibilities or evokes the slightest excitement, it has no merit." —literary scholars, probably

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Account is very much on a non-disclosed Hiatus :D TO THE MOON!

CAUTION: User is British, and thus may use British spellings. Expect an 'S' where you'd normally find a 'Z' and the letter 'U' in places you never thought you'd see it. You have been warned. :P

Used to write a lot more on FimFic some time ago, left for a bit, but want to get into the groove again.

I poni. I poni all over the place.

Writing is fun, but I'm a musician at heart. I'm a Piano Performance Major at Baylor University.

I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.

What to say, what to say? Well I live in Utah, and I like Ponies, and Doctor Who, and Doctor Who combined with Ponies.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Reader of stars, teller of tales. Secretly a bat, or something.

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Midwest Brony. Really appreciate critiques, especially if you catch grammatical errors. I'm far more used to prose and poetry than narrative, so any advice, hate mail, etc. is appreciated.

Just a guy that writes fan fiction from time to time.