I don't get it.

*is fiddling with possible scenarios and base constructs for the market as seen here*

[Spoilers about today's episode below]

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...why is it calling to me? Even now, through the pelting rain on my roof, I can't help but hear the roar of the waves as they break against the shore. It is a sound I hear every moment of every day, and it does not stop.

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So the results from my last poll are in.

And all I can say is this...

So apparently, after evaluating the responses given... I seem to have lost my argument with my brother.

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...hallowed be thy mane.

Gooood evening mares and gentlecolts. So here's a tricky question for you all. I was having a conversation with my younger brother (the brony who got me into the show) earlier about this, and to settle a minor disagreement on the issue, we'd like your input.

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Or Hannukah, or Christmas, of Yule, or whatever it is you ponies celebrate in this cold and blustery holiday season. :D

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Not EVEN gonna get started on the changes on Fimfiction. Just not gonna. Just... ow. It literally hurts my eyes to read on this site for more than 30 minutes.

Instead I'd like to ask this:

What the heck is this?

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So I'm on the internet looking up my own name....

Don't laugh. We all know you do it too.

So I'm looking it up, and what do I find?

This.

An excerpt from "A Slice of Life" by Dawnscroll ([link])

“Wait!” Luna galloped in front of her sister, blocking her path. “Thou truly plans to go along with this insane plan of thine? To starve thyself?”

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Let's see... hurricane survived? Check.

New foot of drywall replaced + other damage repaired? Check.

Computer fixed from the BS of life? Check.

School caught up to the point where I can breathe? Check.

Slice of Life chapter in the final stages for quick publish? Check?

New comedy story revealed today? Double-check.

Trixie-wonderful-esque episode released?

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*casts eyes skyward*

Princess... I'm a good pony. I eat my vegetables. Spread kindness. Contribute to the overall total dictatorship regime that is Equestria. I'm a good pony.

I mean, yeah, I like Luna more than you... but still a good pony. So why do you torture me so? Send a hurricane and flood my house? Yeah, I can accept that. Keep power from me days afterwards? Bearable. Proceed to throw some snow at us and knock power out again? I can bite my lip and bear it...

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Hey assholes. I am not amused. See?

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