Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

Goatmeal (previously "warlord487") is an editor, and is open to help YOU with your stories! (See user page for details.) TwiDash is his OTP. He is me.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I'm Comma-Kazie; grammarian, nitpicker, and all-around master of feels.

An off-again-on-again writer and father of a pony-fan. Incessant poking will make me write more/faster, by the way. (That's not sarcasm—I need reminders to write.)