"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." - Dom Helder Camara

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Sub-Par author with a somewhat light-hearted and silly writing style.

Just trying to become a better writer. Plus, PONIES!

Amateur fanfic writer and reader. Sometimes I get dreams, dreams of ponies, and wish that someone would write a story based off them. So why not me?

A weaver of tales who enjoys a good story. What more is there to say, really?

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

I'm sure a better bio will be posted eventually.

I exist! Maybe.

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

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I am no one.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Fallout 4 is consuming my life. Please send help in the form of Nuka Cola and food supplies.

I'm Comma-Kazie; grammarian, nitpicker, and all-around master of feels.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Some British twonk who wrote some horse words I suppose

No bio here. Just a box.

Midwest Brony. Really appreciate critiques, especially if you catch grammatical errors. I'm far more used to prose and poetry than narrative, so any advice, hate mail, etc. is appreciated.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Just here to share a few of the results of my imagination.

Aspiring writer, self-proclaimed hardcore gamer, adept of human psychology. Does not consider excessive pride for a vice.

Did you know brains are gluten-free?