Uh yeahhhhhhhh I'm not gonna sugarcoat this; I forgot about you guys. I forgot that I promised to write a crackfic for my nigg noggz because school hit me like a train. But I promise I'll start the crackfic soon! I've just been busy with masturbating. Vigorously masturbating*. By which I mean school work. Definitely lots of schoolwork. You can tell I've been doing lots of schoolwork because most of my Deviantart favorites are nude women.

Nude women = education

Education > porn

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This can only mean one thing; Bear Grylls was Kim Jong Un's father...Kim Jong Il.

...THAT would explain why I stopped writing my Bear Grylls fanf- I mean why the Bear Grylls fanfic went "on hiatus" ()...BECAUSE KIM JONG IL DIED O_O

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So I have a lot of Bear Grylls fans out there, and I felt super bad about leaving you all behind ._. I went to my training (A military training, by the way, so I just got done with my celebratory wank, yay me (If you don't know what that is, don't look it up (Yeah, I know you're not going to listen to me, click here))) and discovered that I'm addicted to ponies ._. That's okay, though, because I know all of you are as well, so we

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Hey guys, this is Wariyoshi, and for the 10 or so people following me, I just wanna quickly say that the next Man vs Wild vs ponies chapter will be a little delayed :c I'm working on another story and it's gonna be BIG, so there's not a lot of time for Bear Grylls :c But I'll finish it soon, no worries :D