• Member Since 12th Nov, 2011
  • offline last seen April 14th

Dusty the Royal Janitor


Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

Feb
15th
2013

And now... the dream I just had. · 12:31pm Feb 15th, 2013

So... who wants to hear about my dream?
I just had a dream about the MLP Season 3 finale. I sleep right next to my computer so when I awoke from the dream, I was immediately able to transcribe it.

First, a little background about me and my dreams:
- Adam is my best friend and roommate. We split rent on an apartment in LA together.

Read More

Feb
14th
2013

My Little Humans: Pigmentation is Magic! · 3:15am Feb 14th, 2013


Okay, so... Rarity is an Albino
Pinkie Pie is perpetually sunburned.
Applejack eats way too many carrots and her body is oversaturated with beta carotine
Fluttershy suffers from Jaundice

Read More

Feb
13th
2013

I am laughing so hard right now. · 4:49am Feb 13th, 2013

I mean wow.

Just... wow.

So this Equestria Girls thing. Where supposedly there's going to be a spinoff where the ponies go into the human world, turn human themselves, and then do shit. In High School.

You know, I conceived a fanfic like that once. I didn't write it. Because it was stupid.

Read More

Feb
9th
2013

Okay, what even is this? · 7:01pm Feb 9th, 2013

What's with the sudden surge of Pokemon crossovers?

Not just Pokemon crossovers, I mean. These are all, "Human gets turned into a Pokemon and then goes to Equestria" crossovers. It's an oddly specific scenario that seems to be becoming popular enough to deserve its own tag in the past week or so.

First, there was "Burning Souls," the story about a guy and girl that become an Arcanine and Ninetales respectively.

Read More

Feb
7th
2013

This is Me Disgusted Right Here · 8:38am Feb 7th, 2013

So, apparently, all further endeavors with John DeLancie's Brony Documentary have been cancelled.

Why, you ask? Because of rampant piracy.

You remember way back when, when John DeLancie and the other people who worked on the Documentary asked us "please don't upload this to Youtube and other such sites?" This is what he was talking about. Apparently, it's been spread around so much now, that it would be impossible for him to release it on BluRay or Netflix, which was ultimately his goal.

Read More

Feb
1st
2013

This is me. · 9:20am Feb 1st, 2013

Jan
30th
2013

Sixteen-Ton Elephant Playing a Fiddle! · 2:29am Jan 30th, 2013

You know... it occurs to me that almost nobody reads my blog posts. I suppose that's par for the course when the only thing that you have to your name is a single story that's a part of a larger collab and is by no means even all that great. Still, that story has a relatively good number of followers, and I have a somewhat decent number of people who follow me, so it does seem a little bit strange to me that anytime I post a blog, I tend to get a maximum of two people commenting on it.

Read More

Jan
14th
2013

Update Imminent · 5:31am Jan 14th, 2013

There will be a PonyFall update soon.

Once I finish the final round of edits, I'll be able to put it up.

Sorry it took so long. My creativity basically came to a halt after my grandfather died. It took a while to get it to come back. But I should be back now, hopefully.

Dec
10th
2012

If I ever manage a website... · 5:57am Dec 10th, 2012

I will find a format that works. I will set it up so it is equal parts aesthetically pleasing, user friendly, and functional.

And I will not change it.

Ever.

I don't want to make any more a fool of myself so lemme just say what needs to be fixed right now:

1) None of the chapters in my faved stories list are marked 'read' anymore. Everything is marked 'unread.' There were some things I was saving for later and now I don't know what I've read and what I haven't.

Read More

Nov
8th
2012

I just realized · 5:02pm Nov 8th, 2012

I'm going to miss the premiere of season 3...

...because I'll be burying my grandfather at the time it airs.

*sigh*