I'm sad.

I'm really, really sad.

Right now, if the word "sorrow" was inscribed on every single one of the trillions of cells that make up my body, it would not even come close to just how sad I feel right now.

I haven't really felt happy in months. Not since my grandfather died.

It honestly feels like I'm never going to be happy again.

Lots of things just aren't fun anymore.

I don't know what to do.

And I'm starting not to care what happens to me.

And that scares me.

"Hey Dusty! Why has there not been a second Tales from the Janitor Closet, even though you said there'd be one every Wednesday?"

Well, my good man there are several reasons for this. The reason why I didn't release a TftJC last week is because I got sick again and spent a few good days feeling like utter arse, unable to look at a screen of any form or fashion without feeling like I needed to ralph into a toilet.

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So, I got sick with something again. Not sure what, but I've been dealing with the WORST headache and coming damn close puking all day and been fading in and out of consciousness for the past 24 hours. Admittedly, not much in the way of symptoms, but I'm pretty sure it's a bug of some kind given that yesterday my roommate was feeling the same way. It honestly hurts to look at a screen for too long. Sadly, this has rather gotten in the way of this weeks Tales from the Janitor Closet.

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Okay, I'm sorry. I know this is a pony site. Pretty much everything else is supposed to be off the table, but I have to say this.

NO! NO! NO!!! YOU DO NOT REMAKE "ROBOCOP!"

How have I not heard about this until now?! How has this atrocity slipped past my radar?! How could anyone even conceive of doing such a horrible horrible thing?!

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So how about we get started with this whole shebang at the very beginning? The very first fanfiction (that I have on record) that I came up with pertaining to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. A story I came up with not a day after the first airing of "Party of One?"

This is "A Rip in Time"
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A Rip in Time
Genres: Dark, Adventure, Alternate Universe

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Hey everybody.

Well, since I've basically lost all drive to write most of the fanfics I've conceived, I figure I might as well let everybody know what could have been. So I'm going to start a series of blogs here entitled "Tales from the Janitor Closet." In these, blogs, I will post general plot summaries of the various fanfics that have bounced around inside my brain, as well as links to chat logs if I have ever discussed them with friends, and other notes and such.

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So, I've been deliberating on this the past couple of days since the finale aired. It's still too early to tell, but I think I'm done.

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Like I said. Only one story to tell.

I said this before. Once Twilight becomes an alicorn, the state of fanfiction as a whole is going to go down the crapper. Why? Because there is only one story that you can tell with Alicorn Twilight.

Twilight outlives her friends and is sad.

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I told you all. I told you. What did I say?

I sit here and I wonder... how bad will it be?

Because I'm going to lay it out for you... there's no way that this finale isn't going to suck.

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