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Many years ago, on my very first day on Earth, I was born. Two decades later I celebrated my twentieth birthday, and then I had a glass of water.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.