Zephyr has a flawless plan: sell a fake air conditioner, hide inside until everypony is asleep, and steal their stuff, after all, 'tis better to receive than give, right?

Made in an hour or so on a whim, co authored with riskybingo I guess

This would be less confusing is Zephyr Breeze had a character tag but all in due time.

When a test requires Twist to study for hours at night until she could barely keep her eyes open, she thinks she if finally prepared. That is, if she wasn't green to the gills with sickness. Not only does she have to worry about keeping her grade, she also has to worry about keeping her lunch.

It's time for Twilight's birthday, and what better way to celebrate than by making a treat she can really enjoy? Pinkie Pie is a sociopath discovers that Flash Sentry's corpse (generously donated by Mrs. Hearshwinny, of all ponies) has euphoric, drug like qualities. This is gonna be one hell of a birthday surprise

I remember how it used to be, everypony friendly nice, genuinely concerned about each other's well-being. Like I said, used to be. Now everything is full of animosity and strife, not even counting those horrible monsters, wearing pony skin. And I thought being a restaurant employee was bad, this place is a whole new world of pain.

Hey everypony! today was super-duper boring so I decided to make a jump through the 4th wall street or however Twilight says it, and when I went there, I found something super-fantabulous-ificant! they called it LSD, or as i like to call it: fun!

EDIT: due to unfortunate circumstances, pinkie tries LSD is cancelled (sadface)

After being unintentionally humiliated in public by Rainbow Dash and Applejack, the Cutie Mark Crusaders attempt to get revenge in a rather twisted scheme. Until the plan fails and you know what hits the fan...