I was just reminded this site exists, and I feel I owe you guys some words.

Basically, I haven't written in fecking ages because the matron of the house, a 10-year-old Rottweiler named Tiffany(or Princess Demandypants) has lymphoma. That's a form of cancer. Obviously she comes first, but I apologize I didn't think to let you guys know that it might be a very long time before I can write properly again.

No, seriously, I'm not. Just hugely stressed and completely unable to write. None of my stories are abandoned, I will come back to them as soon as I hunt down my muse and hogtie him so he can't get away again.