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"Writers are vain, selfish and lazy." ~George Orwell

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I love to swim, write, and waste my hours away on this site.

I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.

space is a waste

Somewhere, in the vast recesses of web space, a silly man battles the forces of overused photoshop filters, 360 no scope headshots and spaghetti code...

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Engeneering student from Germany.