What's good in the 'hood, my fellow bronies? I can't be the only one that feels too old to be on this site but here we are regardless!
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?