Hello. I studied philosophy; I program computers; I usually agree with LWers; I wish I could live forever; I'm pretty normal.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Be careful what you release into the world, because you never know who your audience is, damnit.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

I will never write. I tried and it turned out horrible.

Energy is a property of objects which can be transferred to other objects or converted into different forms, but cannot be created or destroyed.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

The wheel kept turning: ages came, time passed us by. We lived in perfect harmony!

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?

I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.

[[ Former fanfic writer, now just here for the ponies. ]]

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

I'm Comma-Kazie; grammarian, nitpicker, and all-around master of feels.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.