Digging it deeper. Always deeper.

Lover of fast-paced storytelling and high-fantasy.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

Pithy Statement

The worst type of person alive, a bank teller. (and also not a brony)

I write weird stuff.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

A reader and writer of MLP fanfic, when I'm not being a hot mess.

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

Don't let your dreams be memes

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

space is a waste

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Not a changeling.

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

D. G. D. is a science fiction writer and archaeologist. He blogs on occasion at www.deusexmagicalgirl.com.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

Forget not that I am a derp.

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...

Not a writer

I'm just here to write.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?