I am everything you've ever feared, disguised as a derpy little pony.

I write weird stuff.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

At a supermarket, moan everytime the cashier scans an item and increase the volume with each one

*clever quip*

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

I HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED!!!!

I am taking time to think about my actions and may or may not return.

Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~

Writing wrongs.

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