"I hOpE tHeY dOnT hAcK mY fImFiCtIoN!!!!!"

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Something-something horse narrations.

Hello ladies and gentlemen!

I am a rockstar!

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

space is a waste

No squealing and remember that it's all in your head

[insert unfunny joke here]

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Don't spend your whole youth saving up for your old age, instead spend your youth doing what you want. Deal with the rest later. You'll be forgotten in 100 years, so might as well enjoy life now.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I'm a little messed up. I'll update chapters when I can. Sorry for the long waiting periods :(