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Mark Davidson was cosplaying as Hitler at Holocon when he is suddenly thrust into a magical world of talking horses with the entire military might of the Wehrmacht behind him.




A request from The Parasprite.

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Equestria is failing, once a place that was considered perfect even by her rivals; now a shattered federation governed by a corrupted bureaucracy and a struggling monarchy. Twilight now sits besides two empty thrones, their owners haven completely vanished without a trace. With an ever-looming threat from the east and a viscous plague adsorbing the land. Although there is one last spell in her majesty's library that remains untested... It's the Kingdom's last hope, for better or worse.


Edited by the devilishly handsome The Glorious Pig! <3 (He enjoys changing his name :/ He's the first comment)

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Earth's only sapient walrus is magically teleported to Equestria when he gets run over by a car and one of Twilight's spells goes wrong. A mediocre story ensues.


#Satire

Reviews:

downvoted because the ponies didn't want to have sex with him as soon as they laid eyes upon him.
fucking unrealistic :facehoof:

- Fugly Duckling

Chapters (2)
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