UPDATE: I'm alive · 8:34pm Sep 8th, 2020
After a bit of a scare, what with the firefighters kicking me out of my house ahead of a big old fire, I am safe and sound back home. The fire's turned away, and a bit of mist and rain has come in. We were let back in, and outside of one picture frame and one snowglobe*, nothing was lost. Sure, my dogs were scared out of their little minds, and everyone's nerves were shot to hell, but no one's hurt. Guess there's not a lot else to wish for.