[COMMISSIONS OPEN] I've written stuff with ponies, I've written stuff with Pokémon, I've written stuff with SCP-1471, and you can find my big dumb self at Prince_Polaris on nearly everything! 💙

I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

The world is cold, better bundle up | King of the Bums | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

(she/her) - Just a newbie fanfiction writer! I like to focus on lewds n' stuff. Check me out on AO3 too!

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I left for eight years. Now I've returned, a changed beast.

A real Nauvis, hah get it?

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Not much to say. I love to write, and I write just about every kind of story.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Read my stories instead

I like guns, Resident evil, Story of the Blanks, Them's Fightin' Herds and Ruby is the best damn mare in all of Equestria. I mostly write HiE fanfiction, so come and take a peek!

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

"Fine. I'll do it myself." -Horndog (the recently revived fetish-powered zombie resurected by the power of the mighty Model M), having run out of porn containing his specific fetishes.

Small steps. Commissions are closed for the moment. Just working through my queue.

🇳🇱 🇺🇦 Putting "shit" in "shitpost" since 1996 🇳🇱 🇺🇦 [your/mom]

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Plot with plot (Please laugh)

A purveyor of fine horse porn.

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

Just a lesbian with a laptop.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

I dream of a man whose hopes never end.

Loves to write, hates the paperwork | Ko-Fi

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

As a writer you ask yourself to dream while you're awake. As an editor you ask yourself how to change a story while leaving it the same.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

My God, I need a better bio.

Love to read, write and be awesome!!! It's very nice to meet you.

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Exploring the depths of the equine psyche! Now with ko-fi link and SubscribeStar!

Neither man nor mouse nor glom of nit.

2up iim 2ollux and iim here two make liife mii2erable or 2omethiing

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Welcome to the other side of the fandom. Please sit back and relax, there are cookies and punch by the door.

Currently working on Winds of the Past 2! Support me on: Patreon | Ko-fi.

Yo! The name is Calliope, I like music and stuffed animals!